HOT

I totally creamed my pants yesterday while shopping with Julian. Well, it wasn’t really shopping, we happened to stop into a store on the way to get lunch. He tried on a few old coats in this op shop.

There was this neogoth inspired windbreaker style coat that went down past the knee, and was tailored from the waist down. It looked SO HOT. Okay so there’s “hey that looks hot on you”, and then there’s “that looks so hot I would totally run up to you on the street and rape you then and there, even if you were a total stranger and I could get arrested for it”.

It’s a perfect example of how some pieces of clothing just have to be tried on in order for their full potential to be recognised. It  worked so well with his height, his build, the hair, and what he had on underneath.

I’m well aware of the fact that I’m ranting about this but OH MY GOD it was so hot! I don’t think I’ve ever seen such a runway look be so perfectly executed in real life, ever…ever! I would have been severely disappointed if he didn’t buy it. It looks so hot that I may not even want him to wear it when he’s out with me, because there is nothing I could wear that would match the outfit’s level of perfection. It’s so hot that fire would not be able to touch it. It’s hotter than Britney Spears disguised as Mary-Kate doing coke off Lindsay Lohan’s crack.

~ by dontdancenaked on April 10, 2008.